"I'm craaazy for you," we croon in a Madonna-esque attempt to profess our newly-rekindled love for the eighties shoulder pad. The Fall-Winter 2017 runways over at Saint Laurent, Jil Sander, and Marques Almeida join in the warbling choir, sending larger-than-life iterations of the era's signature boxy blazer down the catwalk in droves. Check out Balenciaga's take from this year's Spring-Summer season, too!
Try and rest your head on those (you'll find them surprisingly cushioned). Even Liz Uy's out wearing the trend in broad—get it?!—daylight.
You might want to snag a full suit version, just saying. Split it into separates or wear as one, then power-strut into that Monday meeting. Cue upbeat Cyndi Lauper track.
Get going, material girl. After all, benefits include a neat, nifty waist-slimming illusion—think about how tiny your midsection will look in comparison with shoulders the wingspan of a Boeing jet! That should be enough reason for you to give it a shot.