When you're giving away swag to people who earn in the millions, what freebie could possibly be enough to elicit a joyous squeal? According to Distinctive Assets, the company responsible for putting the goodie bags together, it could be a few of these things:
1. Unlimited Audi rentals
2. Free hotel stays in Italy
3. Private training sessions with a celebrity wellness expert (valued at $1400, no less)
4. A $900 toilet paper dispenser (for your $100 toilet paper, I suppose)
5. A 10-day first class trip to Israel (valued at a whopping $55,000!)
6. Vampire Breast Lift (which gives you rounder cleavage without going under the knife)
With a gift bag that generous, everybody wins!
Main image from @vanityfair on Instagram.