When you're giving away swag to people who earn in the millions, what freebie could possibly be enough to elicit a joyous squeal? According to Distinctive Assets, the company responsible for putting the goodie bags together, it could be a few of these things: 

1. Unlimited Audi rentals

2. Free hotel stays in Italy

3. Private training sessions with a celebrity wellness expert (valued at $1400, no less)

4. A $900 toilet paper dispenser (for your $100 toilet paper, I suppose)

5. A 10-day first class trip to Israel (valued at a whopping $55,000!)

6. Vampire Breast Lift (which gives you rounder cleavage without going under the knife)

With a gift bag that generous, everybody wins!

Main image from @vanityfair on Instagram.