How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...
I love thee for looking fierce in Comme des Garçons,
Or whatever crazy and couture ensemble you put on
I love thee for not giving an F with what you wear
And constantly bringing the darn house down with no fear
I love thee for taking utmost care of my bag
When I am far and away like a true fag hag
I love thee for painting the town in black
My Queen, you know I always got your back
I am grateful, my muse and my inspiration
For giving me your love and your devotion
Indeed, to have a BFF and Mom like you is so rad
Without you in my sweet life I might certainly go mad
So today I celebrate your fabulousness
With sky-high heels and rouge Chanel lippie no less
Happy Mother’s Day Mom!
I love you like I love my Yamamotos and Kawakubos!