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We're Living for Valeen Montenegro's Witty Captions About Being "Flat and Proud"

Let her show you witty ways to celebrate body love online!
We're Living for Valeen Montenegro's Witty Captions About Being "Flat and Proud"
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Let her show you witty ways to celebrate body love online!

Advocating for something on social media doesn't always require a long paragraph for a caption. Sometimes, a good one-liner is more than enough. Just take it from actress Valeen Montenegro, who celebrates being "flat and proud" online with the funniest short, witty captions on the 'gram. We swear, her posts will have you cracking a smile—and perhaps push you to create your own body love content, too! Keep scrolling to see what we mean!

Valeen Montenegro's Witty "Flat and Proud" Posts on Instagram

1. "Flat is the new normal."

Last April 2021, Valeen was ecstatic to reveal a set of profile photos she shot with photographer Magic Liwanag. It featured the comedienne in a taupe bralette, with a trenchcoat haphazardly draped over her shoulder. But while the photos alone were worth getting excited over, Valeen seemed more thrilled to finally share it with a caption she'd been saving: "Flat is the new normal."

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2. "Flat Lay"

Take it from Valeen: If you can't take flat lays, just be the flat lay. It'll save you from stressing about posing, too, so what's not to love?

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3. "FLAT-TERING and don't give a damn."

For Valeen, a bikini doesn't need to alter your body for it to look good. It could simply show you as you are, to be, in her words, "flat-tering." Confidence is key!

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4. "Size doesn't matter. No matter what size... it still matters."

Valeen doesn't just use her wit give people a quick laugh. She also uses her platform to spotlight important causes! Back in October 2021, for example, she promoted a testing kit that donated a portion of their proceeds to a breast cancer fund. And to make sure she catches everyone's attention, she started the post with this vaguely hilarious caption: "Size doesn't matter. No matter what size... it still matters." We don't know about you, but we're sure it led more people to read the rest of the post!

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